The Harley Mechanic and the Cardiologist
A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a
Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist
in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager
to come and take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the
Garage, 'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?' The cardiologist, a bit
Surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So
Doc, look at this engine. I opened its heart, took the valves out, repaired
any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new
So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks
($1,695,759) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'
The cardiologist paused, smiled and leaned over, then whispered to the mechanic...
Try doing it with the engine running